whatevernatureis:

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

(via downeylove)

polygonalfish:

Hey, Barry can you add a smiling burger floating gently from right to left?

Thank you Barry.

(via sharkpilot)

sizzleitupwithkravitz:

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live

(via coffins-and-cupcakes)

cyberscully:

old people who are rude as hell for no reason are the bane of my existence…. like mildred you’re 83 and you still haven’t learned the value of kindness??? whack.

ryanphantom:

me: accomplishes something actually productive

the fbi agent watching me:

(via cyberscully)

definitelynotniko:

(via bimbobaggins6)